Send us the best (or worst) of your poetic discharge! Make sure you count your syllables (at least make it close) and make it good. Don't get all philiphisophical on us either or you will be subject to ridicule...
ANGSTMOUTH by
Reverend Strawberry
Something in my teeth
Is transmitting messages
You'll all be sorry
POTATO BOY'S BIG DAY by Reverend Strawberry
The freezer is full
I would yodel about it
If I had a neck
PLAGARISM by Louse
some fuckin' shitass
uh! some fuckin' shitass uh!
some fuckin' shitass
PUBLIC POOL by Belyle Dibble
Swim in the kid's pool
have some fun but watch out for
brown baby ruth bar
OCULAR PASTE by Jen Hermesmeyer
Glazed like doughnuts
Marzipan eyes stare upward
Never blinking
SEXY by Heywood Jablome
Sexual tension builds
Release is inevitable
Refractory period long
CAT HAIKU by Meg "Meat Lover's Pizza" McCalmon
Litter box clean now
like a peaceful zen garden
mere seconds, new poop
DOPPLEGANGER by Belyle Dibble
Doppleganger
the evil twin does exist
make him go away
WING NUT by Belyle Dibble
Put the wing nut
on that last bolt and tighten
the lawnmower works
THIRST by Belyle Dibble
Could you be the one
that drank my last Budwiser
Thirst is unbearable